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Miss Major takes no prisoners
i’ve never heard of her but i’m following her on twitter asap
i was honest-to-god drunk
so here’s what I remember about this @xplainthexmen Emma Frost podcast recording that I haven’t listened to yet, but you should:
Leah: I have two emojis tattooed on my butt
Everyone: which ones
Leah: [[falls silent because while she wants to share with the friends she’s currently drinking with/generally comfortable around, she’s also thinking about being recorded for a podcast and is too drunk to reconcile these things]]
Leah: …
Leah: Issa secret
also:
Jay @postcardsfromspace : Yeah, don’t fuck with the space-time continuum.
Either me or @seananmcguire, or maybe us both: okay but how about [[actually fucking the space-time continuum]]
okay but seriously are they the floating businessman
my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.
I’m going to fucking scream
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
Astute observers will recall that in Star Trek, Earth was Mad Max for several years before becoming Star Trek.
i feel a sudden bloom of hope inside me
hms-no-fun
