Anonymous asked:

Hey Tom! Wolverine was supposed to have been an actual wolverine who was mutated by High Evolutionary into being a humanoid wolverine. Why don't you make that storyline canon since it worked out so brilliantly with Pietro and Wanda? Oh wait, both are totally shitty and everyone hates/would hate that.

brevoortformspring answered:

Wolverine’s dead, though, so what would it matter at this point?

[kurtbusiek]

Well, there are a lot of wolverines out there. You could pop a few in the evolvowave and see what happens!

[the-cat-who-walks-through-walls]

Ah. Wolverines Volume Two: High Evolutionary churns out an evolved carcajou, who escapes to the X-Men, and so Jubilee, Kitty Pryde and Armor have to team to teach it how to wear pants and not murder people.

It’s the feelgood comedy of the year!