And All Places Are Alike To Me — Who killed Hitler, Jim Hammond, or time travelling...

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Anonymous asked:

Who killed Hitler, Jim Hammond, or time travelling Deadpool, Cable and Nick Fury?

brevoortformspring answered:

Jim Hammond.

(I almost answered Bucky just to watch people get all bent out of shape.)

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SUUUUUUUURE he did.

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Pretty certain the guy Deadpool killed was named “Hilter.”

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Well, clearly they need to do it again. Arnim Zola cloned Hitler to be the Hate-Monger.

Damn, now there’s an idea. Deadpool, Bucky, and Jim Hammond team up, have some beers, and go on a Hitler-killing tour of the Marvel Universe.

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i was honest-to-god drunk

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so here’s what I remember about this @xplainthexmen Emma Frost podcast recording that I haven’t listened to yet, but you should:

Leah: I have two emojis tattooed on my butt

Everyone: which ones

Leah: [[falls silent because while she wants to share with the friends she’s currently drinking with/generally comfortable around, she’s also thinking about being recorded for a podcast and is too drunk to reconcile these things]]

Leah: …

Leah: Issa secret 

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also: 

Jay @postcardsfromspace : Yeah, don’t fuck with the space-time continuum. 

Either me or @seananmcguire, or maybe us both: okay but how about [[actually fucking the space-time continuum]] 

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okay but seriously are they the floating businessman

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The future is here today: you can’t play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions

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James Rhodes, a pianist, performed a Bach composition for his Youtube channel, but it didn’t stay up – Youtube’s Content ID system pulled it down and accused him of copyright infringement because Sony Music Global had claimed that they owned 47 seconds’ worth of his personal performance of a song whose composer has been dead for 300 years.

This is a glimpse of the near future. In one week, the European Parliament will vote on a proposal to force all online services to implement Content ID-style censorship, but not just for videos – for audio, text, stills, code, everything.

Just last week, German music professor Ulrich Kaiser posted his research on automated censorship of classical music, in which he found that it was nearly impossible to post anything by composers like Bartok, Schubert, Puccini and Wagner, because companies large and small have fraudulently laid claim to their whole catalogs.

Europeans have one week to contact their MEPs to head off this catastrophe.

Stop what you’re doing and contact two friends in the EU right now and send them to Save Your Internet – before it’s too late.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/mozart-bach-sorta-mach.html

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